November 2011
1 post
I miss you. I can’t believe it’s already been 11 months. I wish you were here.
September 2011
2 posts
4 tags
“British consumers say they are confused by new terms the fashion industry is...”
– Seth Meyers: Weekend Update (via danny316)
July 2011
7 posts
Dear Harry, I want your magic wand in my chamber... →
Dear Toaster, Just gonna stand there and watch me... →
Dear Bank of America, Yeah, but do you have... →
Dear Americans, You'd have cool accents too if you... →
Dear students, Don't have sex, because you will... →
June 2011
26 posts
Life's too short to even care at all
Relevant Dialogue from Kung Fu Panda 2
Po: Scars heal.
Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh, right. What do scars do? Fade?
It would be great if scars did fade...
May 2011
96 posts
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1 tag
3 tags
interesting
my sophomore year was breezy, fun, and more than anything EASY. I don’t remember studying at all, I went out every weekend, and I discovered alcohol. All I remember from sophomore year is going out all the time and hobo drinking. I don’t remember sitting down and studying. Yet, my grades for that year were pretty ok. Granted, I could have gotten higher grades, but given that I...
why is it that I only want what I can’t get